Thursday, July 30, 2009

Shatner does Palin

Palin's final speech was a thing of poetic beauty...And who does poetry better than Shatner?

Personal Urns

"Personal Urns are the latest in custom personalized cremation urns. They are created from one or two photographs with exceptional attention to detail. The advent of state-of-the-art 3D imaging means that these high-tech urns can be made to look like anyone."

I want mine to look like some hot model.

That's just mean.

You lost me.

Friday, July 10, 2009

IE6 @ Digg

Digg did a survey about IE6 usage (click the image to see the survey results):

The summary is that most people can't upgrade to something newer than IE6 because they don't have administrator rights to the computers they use at work.

Given that my employer,, also gets a large percentage of IE6 users, one can presumably deduce that there is a large number of people surfing hardcore porn at work.

And you thought twitter and facebook was the reason why nothing gets done.

Monday, July 6, 2009

cock length

There tends to be a lot of humor in my code because of the place where I work... I wrote this today and can't stop laughing about it...

/** */
Long cockLength; // It is Long, cause well, you know my size has to fit into it (JSS).
public Long getCockLength() { return this.cockLength; }
public void setCockLength(Long cockLength) { this.cockLength = cockLength; }